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February 1, 2010

Sperm Song - a poem for John Terry

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over 2 years ago Louis J. Cassson (LJCasson on Twitter) responded:

Ballad of the Sperm Monkey (SM BLues)

I was feeling up for sport
And kind of chunky
When the beautiful game was rudely interrupted
By the Ol' Sperm Monkey.

It's hard to focus on penalties,
Tactics and attacking moves.
When the monkey in my pants
Has other plans and grooves.

I won't be the only one
To be in this dilemma
You can't be a passionate player on the field
Then go home and talk about the weather.

So let's judge us by the results we get
In the game that we do best.
Beware that ol' sperm monkey
I'm feeling better now that' s off my chest.

over 2 years ago John Talbot responded:

Just like bleeding Rudyard Kipling